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Dear George Clooney -

I was actually kind of sorry to hear about your breakup with Sarah Larson.  I mean, I don't know her at all - or you - but you seemed like a nice couple.  You certainly didn't have one of those vomitous drama-filled relationships, which is so nice and refreshing these days.  So you just were appealing on that "ohthankgod they' ( Read more... )

Dear Universe,

Instead of creating situations where the money we happen to have extra some months is immediately eaten up by unforeseen emergencies - i.e.,Dogs under a house who wreck plumbing, $1000 of extra medical expenses, Pets having abscesses any and everywhere on and in their body, etc. - perhaps you could find it in your abilities to bestow ( Read more... )

Dear Nick Saban,

Now might be a really good time to find out if your favorite Tuscaloosa-based restaurant ships anywhere in the country.

Sincerely,

Rachael

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